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Favorite DubyaSpeak XLVIII
If you had to choose, which of these Dubya originals would you say is your favorite?
I am honored to be here with the Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, better known in the neighborhood as Seņorita Arroz.
Most Americans feel overtaxed, and I promise you the Democrat Party is going to field a candidate who says I'm going to raise your tax.
Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency. It is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
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